Saturday, April 22, 2006

UFO Disasters

Hey, Mitz! Do you want to capture a UFO? "Yes! I want to catch a UFO and sell it to the Smithsonian for 10, 000,000,00 dollars!" "Mitz, I was just kidding." Yee, bam, crash, kwaaaaah, bang smash bing bong boom WHACK wham kaplooey BOOOOOMMMM! "Mitz, calm down! Breathe in, breathe out." "Oh no you don't! Don't try any of that yoga stuff on me!" Wham! Bing, crash- oops, there goes the Game Boy! Ka-blam! Whe qhe vlbyh etroi- I mean, Mitz throws lots of tantrums. What's that? What did you say, Mitz? Oh, you want a pair of binoculars? OK. Mitz, we're going to the beach!

At the beach.... Mitz, look, there's a cliff overlooking the beach. We can look at the ocean. Mitz, what are- HEY! Mitz, stop looking at the girl in the water with your binoculars!

Friday, January 20, 2006

Dyte attack

The year was 2010. An evil doctor had created monsters called dytes to take over the world. The W-ST (world-saving team) hired a cat skilled in shooting to stop the doctor's evil plan. They gave him a special gun called a dyte blaster to defend himself against different kinds of dytes in each area. His mission:find various items in each stage of a certain dyte's travel path. First, he had safely gotten through the town of Badgerville.

Something there was very strange. There were houses and fire hydrants, telephone booths , and fountains. But there weren't any people. The cat had gone to the fountain when he saw something lying by the fountain. A beaker of rainbow-colored oil filled half the beaker. He picked it up, and suddenly found himself tumbling through space. When he landed, he found himself in the Alien Desert.

Pools of dyte oil were lying everywhere. "Wawwow! Gooeloy! Yakk!" The cat looked up from the oil he was studying, and saw a bunch of green, spiky dytes running toward him. Cooper (that's the cat's name) fired from his dyte blaster. A blue beam of light blew from the gun and hit the leading dyte. Shock waves of blue electricity shot out of the stricken dyte and hit the rest of the dytes, who had grown insane at the sight of prey. They all stood there, with their mouths hanging open, and disappeared in puffs of green smoke. Then Cooper walked away and found a cave. He went inside and found a dyte blaster recharging station. He slipped an energy coin into a slot in the side of the blaster.

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Hari and mitz- THE WATER WARS

Hari wrestled Mitz, knocking him to the ground. Hari threw 51 water balloons on Mitz.

Hari said, "A new episode of WATER WARS has begun." The monkey scrambled past Hari. It dried off by scrubbing itself with the striped towel.

Mitz soon discovered something nobody had discovered before: The towel posessed a secret power that was vital to survival in the treacherous lands of the WATER WARS. Mitz took the PowerTowel 3000 with him to the battlefield (the neighborhood) . Mitz ambushed Hari with water-lasers from the mechanical, aqua-powered PowerTowel 3000. But Hari had a cold way of retaliating. He flushed out the power of polar balloons!! Polar balloons were balloons full of a deadly combination of snow (saved over months in your freezer), ice, and water. Hari nearly froze the P.T. 3000, but Mitz was too quick. He used his natural wilderness skills of tail-disarming(whacking the weapon out of the enemy's paws with the tail), and climbing. He fired water-lasers from his secret base in the tree. Then he turned himself into an agouti using the P.T. 3000.