Hari and Mitz- Comic 8

Hari: Ok, Mitz, let's go to the Montebello.

Mitz: Ok, ok ,ok, ok, I'll catch a shark!!!

Hari: No, Mitz, you'll catch a trout.

Mitz: No, no, no, no, no, I'll catch a shark.
At the Montebello....

Mitz: I gottun! I gottun! Yahyahayahayahyahyah! BANNNNGGG!

Hari: You caught a shark! I DON'T BELIEVE IT, YOU CAUGHT A SHARK!

Mitz: Yaaaagghhggghhhaaaagh!!

Hari: Hang on, Mitz, I'll save you! AAAAGGHH!



Hours later, the Montebello is empty.

Hari's Quest- 2

Today I went for my swimming lessons. We played a "version" of water polo, which meant getting the ball. The dumbo Daniel kept shoving me out of the way until he pushed me underwater, which made me mad. Then I clawed him in the face, splashed him, and shoved him out of the way and got the ball.


Then (bum bum bum) I readied the infantry and set off with flags with words on them and mottos and things like that. On the way, a huge white paper creature with intensely complicated equations and the word "Kumon" on it came running towards us. It said, "Gagaargh! Do your Kumon, kids!" We all attacked it and tore at it, yelling, "No! Never! We shall never give in to this plague, paper! Paper can't hurt us!" Then we tore the mutant Kumon packet to shreds and continued.


After we killed 923154376245279345 Kumon Kreatures (TM) we abandoned the journey and all went home.

Hari's Quest- 1

I woke up at 6:00 today. I flipped Murari over (his watch was being crushed under his terrible weight- 59 pounds.) and looked at his watch. Then I ran to the forbidden MasterBedroom and woke up Dad. After an hour of getting ready, we went fishing in Deep Run. For two hours I stood there, and finally I gave up and abandoned my rod on the bank. Then I watched Murari struggle to catch minnows until I picked my rod up again. Then my bobber just vanished and I reeled frantically for a VERY long time (three minutes) until I finally brought the ferocious 15-inch catfish to land, where it wrapped itself up in line and lay there, immobilized. All this with bread!

Ratatouille Movie Review

The Ratatouille movie was awesome! It was so great my mom suggested getting it on DVD too! (That's only the second movie that's managed to hook her. The first one was Night at the Museum.) Everything else, no matter how good it is, is "OK" to her. Open Season, Jungle Book 2, and Shrek The Third were all called OK. Ratatouille is about a rat named Remy. Remy hates the "trash" that his clan eats- unlike any other rat, he wants fancy food. The first hilarious thing that happens in the movie is that Remy finds a mushroom. Then he goes to get his brother Emile, whom he finds has a very exotic cheese chunk with him. Then Remy pretty much goes nuts. He squeezes a drop from some sweetgrass onto the mushroom. Then he and Emile climb to the roof and Remy starts to roast the mushroom on a lightning rod. But then a bolt of lightning comes flying down and hits them both. You should have seen them lying on the ground all puffed up and their fur burnt. Remy tastes the mushroom- He tries to find a flavor to describe it- Emile says, "Lightningy?" Remy: Yeah! It's lightningy!