Today I went for my swimming lessons. We played a "version" of water polo, which meant getting the ball. The dumbo Daniel kept shoving me out of the way until he pushed me underwater, which made me mad. Then I clawed him in the face, splashed him, and shoved him out of the way and got the ball.
Then (bum bum bum) I readied the infantry and set off with flags with words on them and mottos and things like that. On the way, a huge white paper creature with intensely complicated equations and the word "Kumon" on it came running towards us. It said, "Gagaargh! Do your Kumon, kids!" We all attacked it and tore at it, yelling, "No! Never! We shall never give in to this plague, paper! Paper can't hurt us!" Then we tore the mutant Kumon packet to shreds and continued.
After we killed 923154376245279345 Kumon Kreatures (TM) we abandoned the journey and all went home.
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