Hari: Mitzi, let's go to the zoo!
Mitzi: No! My relatives will try to take me away if they see me!
Hari: I'll protect you.
Mitz:GRRRKKK!!!
Hari: Mitz, you're not allowed to snarl in the house!
Both: Ayah! slash! BAM! BRRR! AYAH! PUNCH! KICK! ROLLLLLLLL!
Mom: Guys, stop tearing around the house! You're driving me crazy!
Dad: What's happening?
Hari and Mitz: Ayah! BONK! OW! CRUNCH! Rrrip! Ayah! BOOM!
Mom and Dad: Now look! You've broken down the house!
Thursday, December 30, 2004
Hari and Mitz - Comic
Hari:Mitz,stop licking that beef pop! Come here and slurp broccoli instead!
Mitz: Why can't I lick beef pops instead?
Hari: Because it's against our religion.
Mitz: It might be against YOUR religion, but not mine.
Hari: Of course it's against your religion! You are part of my family!
Mitz: No, I'm not part of your family! I'm part of the wild.
Hari: You aren't now!
Mitz: You are crazy!
Hari: No, I'm not! I rescued you from rotting in a store in a hospital!
Mitz: Oh well! I got poached from the wild you know! And just so some baby could chew me to bits.
Mitz: Why can't I lick beef pops instead?
Hari: Because it's against our religion.
Mitz: It might be against YOUR religion, but not mine.
Hari: Of course it's against your religion! You are part of my family!
Mitz: No, I'm not part of your family! I'm part of the wild.
Hari: You aren't now!
Mitz: You are crazy!
Hari: No, I'm not! I rescued you from rotting in a store in a hospital!
Mitz: Oh well! I got poached from the wild you know! And just so some baby could chew me to bits.
Monday, December 27, 2004
BUGS!
I crawled through the grass, and sucked water out of a dewdrop. I scrunched myself into a hard ball. A weird something tickled my shell. I opened up, and was dropped on a centipede. I thought, "Climb a tree!" and scrambled up the nearest tree.
The centipede snaps and starts scuttling up the tree. I slide off the tree branch and splash into a dewdrop.SPLOOT! SPLASH! BOINK! I try to get off, but I slip off just as the centipede splashes into the dewdrop. " Fool!" I shout. "You'll be preserved alive in that dewdrop! Then I crawl away from the frustrated bug, and dig deep into the soil with my worm buddies. I see my mom down there. She shouts, "Did you find any food? I said all I found was a hungry predator. We scrambled out of the ground and hurried under a rock. I said there was plenty of food there. After eating, I transformed into a worm and slithered down into the soil. Then I formed back into a pillbug. Wow! Ants! Gobble! Crunch! Smack! Well, I went exploring and saw tons of stuff, including Hoo-Mins! Some tried to catch me, but I burrowed underground if they tried.Crackle! Yikes! A centipede! NYEEEOW! I shot up a tree. I slip down the other side of the tree. I crawled up next to one of those little no-end puddles.Crunch! Crackle! AAAAHHH!!! A Hoo-Min! I scrambled away to a rock. Once under it, I stayed there. Suddenly, the rock burst into motion! I burrowed deep into the ground.
The centipede snaps and starts scuttling up the tree. I slide off the tree branch and splash into a dewdrop.SPLOOT! SPLASH! BOINK! I try to get off, but I slip off just as the centipede splashes into the dewdrop. " Fool!" I shout. "You'll be preserved alive in that dewdrop! Then I crawl away from the frustrated bug, and dig deep into the soil with my worm buddies. I see my mom down there. She shouts, "Did you find any food? I said all I found was a hungry predator. We scrambled out of the ground and hurried under a rock. I said there was plenty of food there. After eating, I transformed into a worm and slithered down into the soil. Then I formed back into a pillbug. Wow! Ants! Gobble! Crunch! Smack! Well, I went exploring and saw tons of stuff, including Hoo-Mins! Some tried to catch me, but I burrowed underground if they tried.Crackle! Yikes! A centipede! NYEEEOW! I shot up a tree. I slip down the other side of the tree. I crawled up next to one of those little no-end puddles.Crunch! Crackle! AAAAHHH!!! A Hoo-Min! I scrambled away to a rock. Once under it, I stayed there. Suddenly, the rock burst into motion! I burrowed deep into the ground.
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