Hari:Mitz,stop licking that beef pop! Come here and slurp broccoli instead!
Mitz: Why can't I lick beef pops instead?
Hari: Because it's against our religion.
Mitz: It might be against YOUR religion, but not mine.
Hari: Of course it's against your religion! You are part of my family!
Mitz: No, I'm not part of your family! I'm part of the wild.
Hari: You aren't now!
Mitz: You are crazy!
Hari: No, I'm not! I rescued you from rotting in a store in a hospital!
Mitz: Oh well! I got poached from the wild you know! And just so some baby could chew me to bits.
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