Hari: Mitzi, let's go to the zoo!
Mitzi: No! My relatives will try to take me away if they see me!
Hari: I'll protect you.
Mitz:GRRRKKK!!!
Hari: Mitz, you're not allowed to snarl in the house!
Both: Ayah! slash! BAM! BRRR! AYAH! PUNCH! KICK! ROLLLLLLLL!
Mom: Guys, stop tearing around the house! You're driving me crazy!
Dad: What's happening?
Hari and Mitz: Ayah! BONK! OW! CRUNCH! Rrrip! Ayah! BOOM!
Mom and Dad: Now look! You've broken down the house!
Thursday, December 30, 2004
Hari and Mitz - Comic
Hari:Mitz,stop licking that beef pop! Come here and slurp broccoli instead!
Mitz: Why can't I lick beef pops instead?
Hari: Because it's against our religion.
Mitz: It might be against YOUR religion, but not mine.
Hari: Of course it's against your religion! You are part of my family!
Mitz: No, I'm not part of your family! I'm part of the wild.
Hari: You aren't now!
Mitz: You are crazy!
Hari: No, I'm not! I rescued you from rotting in a store in a hospital!
Mitz: Oh well! I got poached from the wild you know! And just so some baby could chew me to bits.
Mitz: Why can't I lick beef pops instead?
Hari: Because it's against our religion.
Mitz: It might be against YOUR religion, but not mine.
Hari: Of course it's against your religion! You are part of my family!
Mitz: No, I'm not part of your family! I'm part of the wild.
Hari: You aren't now!
Mitz: You are crazy!
Hari: No, I'm not! I rescued you from rotting in a store in a hospital!
Mitz: Oh well! I got poached from the wild you know! And just so some baby could chew me to bits.
Monday, December 27, 2004
BUGS!
I crawled through the grass, and sucked water out of a dewdrop. I scrunched myself into a hard ball. A weird something tickled my shell. I opened up, and was dropped on a centipede. I thought, "Climb a tree!" and scrambled up the nearest tree.
The centipede snaps and starts scuttling up the tree. I slide off the tree branch and splash into a dewdrop.SPLOOT! SPLASH! BOINK! I try to get off, but I slip off just as the centipede splashes into the dewdrop. " Fool!" I shout. "You'll be preserved alive in that dewdrop! Then I crawl away from the frustrated bug, and dig deep into the soil with my worm buddies. I see my mom down there. She shouts, "Did you find any food? I said all I found was a hungry predator. We scrambled out of the ground and hurried under a rock. I said there was plenty of food there. After eating, I transformed into a worm and slithered down into the soil. Then I formed back into a pillbug. Wow! Ants! Gobble! Crunch! Smack! Well, I went exploring and saw tons of stuff, including Hoo-Mins! Some tried to catch me, but I burrowed underground if they tried.Crackle! Yikes! A centipede! NYEEEOW! I shot up a tree. I slip down the other side of the tree. I crawled up next to one of those little no-end puddles.Crunch! Crackle! AAAAHHH!!! A Hoo-Min! I scrambled away to a rock. Once under it, I stayed there. Suddenly, the rock burst into motion! I burrowed deep into the ground.
The centipede snaps and starts scuttling up the tree. I slide off the tree branch and splash into a dewdrop.SPLOOT! SPLASH! BOINK! I try to get off, but I slip off just as the centipede splashes into the dewdrop. " Fool!" I shout. "You'll be preserved alive in that dewdrop! Then I crawl away from the frustrated bug, and dig deep into the soil with my worm buddies. I see my mom down there. She shouts, "Did you find any food? I said all I found was a hungry predator. We scrambled out of the ground and hurried under a rock. I said there was plenty of food there. After eating, I transformed into a worm and slithered down into the soil. Then I formed back into a pillbug. Wow! Ants! Gobble! Crunch! Smack! Well, I went exploring and saw tons of stuff, including Hoo-Mins! Some tried to catch me, but I burrowed underground if they tried.Crackle! Yikes! A centipede! NYEEEOW! I shot up a tree. I slip down the other side of the tree. I crawled up next to one of those little no-end puddles.Crunch! Crackle! AAAAHHH!!! A Hoo-Min! I scrambled away to a rock. Once under it, I stayed there. Suddenly, the rock burst into motion! I burrowed deep into the ground.
Saturday, December 18, 2004
Sharks
I am a blacktip shark, swimming after a bluespotted ray, which is not very fast. It is too busy guzzling a bunch of snails on the reef. I gulp it down. Then I head for a lyretail coral trout. It takes off for a slow-moving devil scorpionfish. While it’s busy stalking the fish, I sneak up behind and CRUNCH! It’s gone. Feeling full after two meals, I swim toward a cave really fast and dart inside. I know I would’ve attracted bigger sharks to the spot I made the loud crunch from eating that trout. But I needed a short-tail electric ray for defense. Once I saw a shark chomp down on an electric ray and it became electric. It turned out that the crunch attracted a whitemouth moray eel, my favorite food. It loved to eat banded coral shrimp, so it started munching shrimp and anything else that was or seemed edible. I darted out, snapped it up, and zoomed away across the reef.
Then I dug in the coral to see if a lizardfish was hiding from me or waiting for prey to pass by. Instead, I uncovered a longsnout flathead hiding in the sand. MUNCH! CRUNCH! CHOMP! SMACK! I gobbled it up like crazy. Trying to catch an achilles tang, I trapped it in between a cave and a hungry fish. Deciding it was too small for me to eat, I left it to face a blackfin barracuda. I tried to find a brittle star, but I ate all of them.
The crabs were all hiding from me. I uncovered one crab trying to hide under a great white shark. "Ha!" I said. ROAR! The big shark crunched up the crab. Blechhhh! He spit it out. Now I was free to eat it! After eating the crab, a football trout ate the eel I was stalking. I was so mad, I darted out from my hiding spot and ate the thief. I went back to my hiding spot among the sponges. Moorish Idol, and great white sharks loved sponges for dessert. I had to be careful, because my spying spot had some urchins near it. There was a danger about those urchins: GWS's, and humphhead wrasse liked them. A type of edible butterflyfish and bluelined snapper liked them too, but that was what I was hoping for. A marbled grouper swam past, pursuing a lined cardinalfish. I gobbled the grouper, then the cardinalfish. I flicked my tail and swam away. The plankton swam by, and hid in the coral. Lined cardinalfish, palette surgeonfish, and silver sprat liked plankton. PS was what I liked to eat.
Then I dug in the coral to see if a lizardfish was hiding from me or waiting for prey to pass by. Instead, I uncovered a longsnout flathead hiding in the sand. MUNCH! CRUNCH! CHOMP! SMACK! I gobbled it up like crazy. Trying to catch an achilles tang, I trapped it in between a cave and a hungry fish. Deciding it was too small for me to eat, I left it to face a blackfin barracuda. I tried to find a brittle star, but I ate all of them.
The crabs were all hiding from me. I uncovered one crab trying to hide under a great white shark. "Ha!" I said. ROAR! The big shark crunched up the crab. Blechhhh! He spit it out. Now I was free to eat it! After eating the crab, a football trout ate the eel I was stalking. I was so mad, I darted out from my hiding spot and ate the thief. I went back to my hiding spot among the sponges. Moorish Idol, and great white sharks loved sponges for dessert. I had to be careful, because my spying spot had some urchins near it. There was a danger about those urchins: GWS's, and humphhead wrasse liked them. A type of edible butterflyfish and bluelined snapper liked them too, but that was what I was hoping for. A marbled grouper swam past, pursuing a lined cardinalfish. I gobbled the grouper, then the cardinalfish. I flicked my tail and swam away. The plankton swam by, and hid in the coral. Lined cardinalfish, palette surgeonfish, and silver sprat liked plankton. PS was what I liked to eat.
Thursday, December 16, 2004
The Jungle
One day, I found a secret passage in my playroom. I crawled through it. And I found myself in a jungle! I had a terrarium for a snake or lizard. The type of snake I was looking for was a coral snake. The type of lizard was an iguana. I caught a mangrove snake by the tail just as it almost quickly slithered away. It wasn’t the snake I was looking for, but I was happy with it. Night soon fell.
I swam to Madagascar overnight. I got there while it was still night. Strange noises covered the sky. Screeches and twitters of lemurs and birds rang out. They sounded like warnings. Suddenly, I heard a quick rustling in the bushes. A tapir burst out of the bushes. STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! SHH! SHH! It ran over me and disappeared into the tall grass. The air was quiet once again. A ring-tailed lemur jumped out of a tree and onto my shoulder. Spotting the snake, he screeched and disappeared into a tree.
I can transform into a snake. I quickly transformed into a snake. I slithered along the forest floor, looking for something to eat. My sensing organs sensed something moving rapidly toward me. I zoomed up a tree and into the branches. Then a tapir came to the very spot I had been in. GRUNT! It snorted and moved on. I guessed it had looked at me as a potential food source. Anyway, I slithered higher into the branches, thinking there might be some sort of edible squirrel higher up. How I guessed that was, by watching the tapir silently, I heard a rustle up in the exact tree I was in. Squeaks could be heard upwards and a cracking of nuts rang out. As I climbed higher, my senses told me that they felt the body heat of an animal. I stalked a sugarglider and successfully gained it as a meal.
After the meal, I slithered down to the ground and set off in search of a suitable home. I came across some undiscovered species of snake along the way, but I ended up at an old log that might have been a good house if it didn't have a family of restless woodpeckers in it. The real house was an uninhabited treehole. There was plenty of food in the bark. I just hoped it wasn't a popular pecking spot for woodpeckers. I was hungry, so I ate a few bugs from the "larder". They weren't the best food I could get, but I couldn't go to Subway or anything, right?
I swam to Madagascar overnight. I got there while it was still night. Strange noises covered the sky. Screeches and twitters of lemurs and birds rang out. They sounded like warnings. Suddenly, I heard a quick rustling in the bushes. A tapir burst out of the bushes. STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! SHH! SHH! It ran over me and disappeared into the tall grass. The air was quiet once again. A ring-tailed lemur jumped out of a tree and onto my shoulder. Spotting the snake, he screeched and disappeared into a tree.
I can transform into a snake. I quickly transformed into a snake. I slithered along the forest floor, looking for something to eat. My sensing organs sensed something moving rapidly toward me. I zoomed up a tree and into the branches. Then a tapir came to the very spot I had been in. GRUNT! It snorted and moved on. I guessed it had looked at me as a potential food source. Anyway, I slithered higher into the branches, thinking there might be some sort of edible squirrel higher up. How I guessed that was, by watching the tapir silently, I heard a rustle up in the exact tree I was in. Squeaks could be heard upwards and a cracking of nuts rang out. As I climbed higher, my senses told me that they felt the body heat of an animal. I stalked a sugarglider and successfully gained it as a meal.
After the meal, I slithered down to the ground and set off in search of a suitable home. I came across some undiscovered species of snake along the way, but I ended up at an old log that might have been a good house if it didn't have a family of restless woodpeckers in it. The real house was an uninhabited treehole. There was plenty of food in the bark. I just hoped it wasn't a popular pecking spot for woodpeckers. I was hungry, so I ate a few bugs from the "larder". They weren't the best food I could get, but I couldn't go to Subway or anything, right?
Thursday, November 25, 2004
The missing Blog
One day, Hari was enjoying a game of Odell Down Under, when a screen came on. It said, “Yum! Hairtailed Flutemouth Trumpet is one of your favorite foods!” Hari was a Great White Shark. He had eaten a cuttlefish, but he hadn’t seen any HFT’ s. Then the ransom screen came on. There was a 3D Donald Duck running away from the arrow, but he was lost in a maze of files. DD was labeled, “TARGET:HARI” and Hari told Orion on the phone, “I need help. Are you free?” Orion said he could come.
Then Hari deleted all the screens except the crazy DD screen, in which the arrow had started clicking on DD to change his color. Then Orion walked in and said, “Why is DD acting like that?” Hari asked if Orion brought his computer kit. Hari said that a blog of his was missing. “I did bring my computer kit,” said Orion. Hari explained that his blog about aliens was gone. “I guess I could fix that.” Orion said, “Did you leave your story unsaved?” Hari said he left it unsaved. Orion said that if he saved it, the computer wouldn’t erase it. “I’ll remember that!” said Hari. “Bye, Orion!”
THE END!!!!!!!
Then Hari deleted all the screens except the crazy DD screen, in which the arrow had started clicking on DD to change his color. Then Orion walked in and said, “Why is DD acting like that?” Hari asked if Orion brought his computer kit. Hari said that a blog of his was missing. “I did bring my computer kit,” said Orion. Hari explained that his blog about aliens was gone. “I guess I could fix that.” Orion said, “Did you leave your story unsaved?” Hari said he left it unsaved. Orion said that if he saved it, the computer wouldn’t erase it. “I’ll remember that!” said Hari. “Bye, Orion!”
THE END!!!!!!!
Tuesday, November 16, 2004
ALIENS
The three planets Venus, Mercury, and Earth contain various species of alien. For example, people are Earth's aliens. The aliens on Mercury are made of heat. Venus's aliens are green and slimy to blend in with Venus's green atmosphere. They will try to fly but they just lifted up and get thrown off into space while screaming! When you see a shooting star, it is an alien from Venus that tried to fly. But instead, if they go to Earth, they go off in blazes. Now you see it, now you don't.
"thrjgrutjuhtuhtutu". uh-oh. Alien attack! Aaaaaaaaaaah! Sorry, I gotta go to the home planet. Didn't I mention I was on Venus?
"Fygyyryrhbhfnznbrar"! Yikes! I've wasted time! I'll put on space springers! BOING! BOING! BOOOOOOOOOOING! It worked. I have to go get some sleep. "ggrytyt74u5uyureytur!grgxmuemvh v vnvh!"Oh. That's just the radio. Blaf, let's go. Blaf barks.
THE END![This story, i had fun typing.]
"thrjgrutjuhtuhtutu". uh-oh. Alien attack! Aaaaaaaaaaah! Sorry, I gotta go to the home planet. Didn't I mention I was on Venus?
"Fygyyryrhbhfnznbrar"! Yikes! I've wasted time! I'll put on space springers! BOING! BOING! BOOOOOOOOOOING! It worked. I have to go get some sleep. "ggrytyt74u5uyureytur!grgxmuemvh v vnvh!"Oh. That's just the radio. Blaf, let's go. Blaf barks.
THE END![This story, i had fun typing.]
Planet Haunter
There is a world called Planet Haunter: It contains ghosts, the pokemon Haunter, and its surface has a deep jungle. The many wondrous and terrifying creatures including strange and weird monsters that are shaped like eggs. They walk into little rockets and blast off. Then they land on Venus. At night, it is dark. The Haunters are nocturnal. They hold signs saying, #4567, :”, and many other strange symbols. They communicate in clicks. The signs are made by a strange type of technology.
Now back to the egg colonies. On Venus, they set up a radar station to send messages in clicks. The colonies left on the home planet send answers back in e-mail. Then some explorer eggs send messages around Venus. They do that because they found answers coming from an advanced alien race.
The species of diurnal Haunter, which are rare, inquire with clicks at their own advanced radar station. They float about, slashing whatever tries attack them. The Haunter have sharp claws they use for defense.They feed on microscopic insects called silects.Silects hide in trees, and the foliage in the jungle. Haunters have sharp teeth for biting predators and crunching through a silect's hard shell. They have to be careful about space squid, because those were at the top of the f00d chain in 0uter space. Haunter can rip apart space squid if they attack.
Haunter love to eat siferts. Siferts are creatures that are extremely common. Siferts are monkeys. They swing through the trees.
Now back to the egg colonies. On Venus, they set up a radar station to send messages in clicks. The colonies left on the home planet send answers back in e-mail. Then some explorer eggs send messages around Venus. They do that because they found answers coming from an advanced alien race.
The species of diurnal Haunter, which are rare, inquire with clicks at their own advanced radar station. They float about, slashing whatever tries attack them. The Haunter have sharp claws they use for defense.They feed on microscopic insects called silects.Silects hide in trees, and the foliage in the jungle. Haunters have sharp teeth for biting predators and crunching through a silect's hard shell. They have to be careful about space squid, because those were at the top of the f00d chain in 0uter space. Haunter can rip apart space squid if they attack.
Haunter love to eat siferts. Siferts are creatures that are extremely common. Siferts are monkeys. They swing through the trees.
Saturday, October 30, 2004
The Little Fireman
One beautiful summer evening, a little boy was catching grasshoppers. He was too busy chasing a tiny grasshopper, when he saw a firefly zoom by, flashing its light wildly. The fly looked so much like a spark of fire that he forgot it was a firefly.
Suddenly, an idea flashed into his mind. “I will stop the fire they will soon cause.” Then he went to fetch his water pistol. When he was all prepared, he aimed at one firefly, squirted, and missed. He tried again and squirted more water. The water shot out the end of the gun, going and hitting the grass. When there were no more flashes, he thought he had put out the fire.
He was so excited. He scurried into the house to tell his parents about his firefly experience.
*****THE END*****
Suddenly, an idea flashed into his mind. “I will stop the fire they will soon cause.” Then he went to fetch his water pistol. When he was all prepared, he aimed at one firefly, squirted, and missed. He tried again and squirted more water. The water shot out the end of the gun, going and hitting the grass. When there were no more flashes, he thought he had put out the fire.
He was so excited. He scurried into the house to tell his parents about his firefly experience.
*****THE END*****
Thursday, September 16, 2004
Pokemon: Ash, Blastoise, and Charizard Save The Day
Charizard. Blastoise made a roar and BOOM! Blastoise gushed water at the robbers. Then Ash told Charizard to use BLAST BURN. Charizard summoned all his strength and spouts of fire crashed out of the ground. James grabbed the tank containing the Aerodactyl skeleton and ran but Ash read news of a robbery at the Pewter City Museum. The Aerodactyl skeleton had been kidnapped. ”Looks like a job for me!” he thought.
On his way he encountered Jessie and James. Ash threw two pokeballs containing Blastoise and was hit by Charizard’s FLAMETHROWER.
When Ash arrived at the Pewter City museum, the curator told him, “An important part of our collection has been stolen. Rare pokemon skeletons have been stolen. Aerodactyl was stolen by James, and Kabutops was stolen by Jessie.”
Ash said to Pikachu, “Come On! We have to find Team Rocket’s hideout!” Pikachu nodded. Suddenly pokeballs came flying through the air. They opened and Arbok and Weezing came out. Charizard used FLAMETHROWER and Arbok was finished.
Weezing was next. "Aaaarrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkk ", it said. Blastoise opened its mouth and gushed water at Weezing. Weezing puffed and its eyelids drooped. “We’ll get you next time!” somebody sneered. Ash turned and there stood Jessie and James. Ash realized their hideout was in Mt. Moon. Ash and his team entered Mt. Moon. There Ash found and caught a new friend: Raticate. Happening to have two TMs containing Hyper Beam and Shock Wave, Ash taught Raticate those moves. Suddenly, Ash heard a voice saying, "We'll catch Dratini, make it evolve into Dragonair, and make that evolve into Dragonite! With that, nothing will stand in our way besides Salamence and Rayquaza! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Ash knew it was Team Rocket. He ran out of Mt. Moon, captured Salamence and Rayquaza, and Dratini. Then he ran up route 14 and hid in the tall grass. Then Ash heard a flapping noise, and a Pidgeotto flapped up in front of him. Pidgeotto screeched. Ash sent out Raticate and told it to use Shock Wave. Raticate blasted a flash of electric charge that sent Pidgeotto whirling back into the grass in a storm of electricity. "Boy are you powerful!" said Ash, wiping his forehead. "You must have shocked that Pidgeotto to death!" Later, Ash was spying on a growling Zigzagoon, when it suddenly charged. This time, Ash sent out Raticate and told it to use Hyper Beam. Raticate shot a powerful red-and-yellow beam that sent Zigzagoon tumbling away with Raticate snarling, slashing, and biting on top of it. "Raticate? Here, boy!" Ash called. Raticate came running to him with a sort of cube in his mouth. Raticate had found a TM containing Hyper Fang.
Suddenly, a Linoone came streaking across the grass. Raticate used Hyper Fang and, in a flash, Raticate was on top of it, snarling, slashing, and biting. Linoone managed to slip out from underneath, and streaked away back into Viridian Forest. REEKK! screeched Raticate. Ash entered the forest. A Hoohoot flapped down out of the dark trees. WHEET! it shouted. Ash released all of his leading Pokemon. Charizard spewed flames. Hoohoot dodged. Blastoise shot water and splashed Hoohoot. Raticate used SW and sent Hoohoot reeling back into the dark trees. Ash trained Dratini until it made its final evolution into a powerful Dragonite at Lv. 66.
Ash decided it was time to face Team Rocket. He made Charizard use Fly, and he flew to Saffron City. He charged into Silph. Co. and there, a rocket member stopped him.
On his way he encountered Jessie and James. Ash threw two pokeballs containing Blastoise and was hit by Charizard’s FLAMETHROWER.
When Ash arrived at the Pewter City museum, the curator told him, “An important part of our collection has been stolen. Rare pokemon skeletons have been stolen. Aerodactyl was stolen by James, and Kabutops was stolen by Jessie.”
Ash said to Pikachu, “Come On! We have to find Team Rocket’s hideout!” Pikachu nodded. Suddenly pokeballs came flying through the air. They opened and Arbok and Weezing came out. Charizard used FLAMETHROWER and Arbok was finished.
Weezing was next. "Aaaarrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkk ", it said. Blastoise opened its mouth and gushed water at Weezing. Weezing puffed and its eyelids drooped. “We’ll get you next time!” somebody sneered. Ash turned and there stood Jessie and James. Ash realized their hideout was in Mt. Moon. Ash and his team entered Mt. Moon. There Ash found and caught a new friend: Raticate. Happening to have two TMs containing Hyper Beam and Shock Wave, Ash taught Raticate those moves. Suddenly, Ash heard a voice saying, "We'll catch Dratini, make it evolve into Dragonair, and make that evolve into Dragonite! With that, nothing will stand in our way besides Salamence and Rayquaza! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Ash knew it was Team Rocket. He ran out of Mt. Moon, captured Salamence and Rayquaza, and Dratini. Then he ran up route 14 and hid in the tall grass. Then Ash heard a flapping noise, and a Pidgeotto flapped up in front of him. Pidgeotto screeched. Ash sent out Raticate and told it to use Shock Wave. Raticate blasted a flash of electric charge that sent Pidgeotto whirling back into the grass in a storm of electricity. "Boy are you powerful!" said Ash, wiping his forehead. "You must have shocked that Pidgeotto to death!" Later, Ash was spying on a growling Zigzagoon, when it suddenly charged. This time, Ash sent out Raticate and told it to use Hyper Beam. Raticate shot a powerful red-and-yellow beam that sent Zigzagoon tumbling away with Raticate snarling, slashing, and biting on top of it. "Raticate? Here, boy!" Ash called. Raticate came running to him with a sort of cube in his mouth. Raticate had found a TM containing Hyper Fang.
Suddenly, a Linoone came streaking across the grass. Raticate used Hyper Fang and, in a flash, Raticate was on top of it, snarling, slashing, and biting. Linoone managed to slip out from underneath, and streaked away back into Viridian Forest. REEKK! screeched Raticate. Ash entered the forest. A Hoohoot flapped down out of the dark trees. WHEET! it shouted. Ash released all of his leading Pokemon. Charizard spewed flames. Hoohoot dodged. Blastoise shot water and splashed Hoohoot. Raticate used SW and sent Hoohoot reeling back into the dark trees. Ash trained Dratini until it made its final evolution into a powerful Dragonite at Lv. 66.
Ash decided it was time to face Team Rocket. He made Charizard use Fly, and he flew to Saffron City. He charged into Silph. Co. and there, a rocket member stopped him.
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